Limit #15: Women shouldn’t wear trousers.
Which leads to the first entry on my list entitled ‘Stuff I Can’t Believe I Actually Have To Say’:
- Of course women can wear trousers.
Women can wear whatever the hell we want. Trousers, skirts, shorts, dresses, onesies, dungarees, leggings, bikinis, wetsuits, g-strings and pasties. Whatever we want.
While struggling to find some logic behind this limit (a lost cause if ever there was one) I came across the following theory:
In certain religions, women must cover their legs for modesty’s sake. So a long dress/skirt = good, and trousers = bad.
Ignoring the fact that there is nothing immodest about my body just because it’s female so I shouldn’t be forced to cover it up, this argument is totally logical. I mean, it’s not like the definition of trousers is an item of clothing that ENTIRELY COVERS YOUR LEGS.
Yep. This is the most revealing outfit I own.
Looking outside of religion, I really can’t see any ‘logic’ in the idea at all.
There’s the theory that women are less attractive in trousers so we should stop wearing them. Because everyone knows women only exist to embody the male idea of attractiveness, so any man who feels like looking at us will be pleased by what he sees.
But even if that were true, I’m really struggling to see how trousers v skirt have any effect whatsoever on my attractiveness. I’m either attractive to someone or not, why would that change according to what style of cloth I cover my body with? Unless I put the cloth over my face. But then I would still be attractive underneath it…
Oh wait, I get it. I’m only attractive if a male says so, and how can he say so if he can’t see properly? Heaven forbid he have to use his imagination.
In the past I’ve had men tell me they prefer ‘girly girls’ who wear skirts and dresses. And that’s the only definition they have ever been able to give me: skirts and dresses.
So covering the space from one leg to the other is automatically girly? I dare you to say that to a Scotsman wearing a kilt. I dare you.
I honestly don’t know what else to say about this. I find it incredible that I have to say anything.
Just stop being so ridiculous, of course women can wear trousers. Welcome to the 21st century…